Hi, we’re Pam Burks and Lorraine Campbell, the ‘chicklit sisters’ who write under the name of Ellie Campbell. ThisPeople understand creativity is an intensely personal thing – as one variation of a famous quote has it: ‘Writing is easy. You just open a vein and bleed’. Given the intense emotions and vulnerability the process inspires, involving another person could be considered nearly as touchy as sharing a boyfriend – let’s just say you’d better have some strategies in place. And frankly we are not the angelic siblings portrayed in “Little Women”: the four of us Campbell girls were infamous for flare-ups, squabbles, fist fights, marathon sulks – all the fun family dynamics we explored in our first novel ‘How To Survive Your Sisters’. But with our fourth novel, ‘To Catch A Creeper: A Crouch End Confidential Mystery’, ready to be launched on March 24th, we’ve decided to unlock ten of our deepest darkest partnership secrets.
What can you do to assist you and your writing partner in developing a common ‘authorial voice’?
Arrange to grow up in the same family, telling and retelling the same old stories, preferably with a Scottish accent that it will take years to tame into semi-intelligibility. And make sure the younger one slavishly follows the elder, imitating her every gesture and move.
What do you do if you start to suspect you’re actually the better writer?
Keep it to yourself. Remember all those times you’ve been stuck and unable to produce a coherent intelligible sentence and realize your partner is probably suffering from the same illusion.
What if there is a point on which you really can’t agree?
Maintain that this is an equal partnership and a democracy. Ask her if she’d rather be right or be happy. And argue that 18 months age difference carries a lifetime of seniority.
What do you do if you hate the pages your partner has just spent the whole day writing?
Say nothing. She might hate it herself the next day when the glow wears off.
What if you had just had a disagreement with your partner about something else, do you take it to work with you?
Hell yeah. Add in a character that has all her bad characteristics. And then give her boils, warts, and whatever other awful retribution fits the scene.
What do you do if your partner is reading aloud a really bad joke which she thinks is hilarious, so much so that she can’t get it out for laughter
Agree that it is terrific. Try your best to laugh alongside. Delete it slyly months down the line.
What if your partner takes credit for writing a scene or chapter that you have written?
Silently seethe. Then later take the credit for something she has written.
What do you do if the story is taking a direction you don’t like?
Subtlety is required here. Send her a day pass to a Spa that has to be used next day and take over.
What do you do if your partner accuses you of slacking off?
Insist you’ve spent the last few days on brainstorming, research and character background. If all else fails, tell her your computer has malfunctioned and the internet is down.
What do you do if your partner is doing all the writing and you aren’t?
Accept that is the way that writing works. Don’t fret too much unless she’s finished the book and insists on publishing it as her own sole work. Then that is worrying.
And finally, a freebie:
What do you do if you have a row so violent that you feel ready to storm over there and wring each others’ necks?
Feel grateful you live thousands of miles and an ocean apart. Pour a large vodka, bitch to your husband and cut off all
communication. Hopefully you can laugh about it tomorrow.